A 3-fer today. Lucky you!
The candy bars don't understand that I was raised with the 'if a little bit works, a lot has to be GREAT!' mentality. Seriously - ask my mom about the time I burned up my 100 sq ft lawn with an entire bag of Weed and Feed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to walk in here and just get a cup of coffee and not cart half the stuff back to my cube? Seriously - I could put ear hooks on those glass candy jars and wear them around like feed bags.
It's a good thing we have a gym here.
It's not a good thing that I haven't actually used it in almost a year.
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