Wednesday, April 6, 2011

A Feast for the Eyes (literally)

A 3-fer today. Lucky you!

These photos are of the array of snacky s'mores that live in the kitchen on the second floor of my work. It's (literally) less than 50 feet away from my cube. There is an identical setup on the 3rd floor (aka 'The Nerdery' (TM)). What you can't see are that the drawers are filled with every kind of gum you can think of, as well as tic tacs, lifesavers, mentos, and altoids. We also have drawers stuffed with all different types of power bar-type stuff.

Everything is free. FREE. Can you imagine?

It calls to me, the chocolate bars sing showtunes, just to me. 'Eat me, you know you want to. A little never hurt anyone. Everything in moderation.' (I know that's not a showtune. Shut up.)

The candy bars don't understand that I was raised with the 'if a little bit works, a lot has to be GREAT!' mentality. Seriously - ask my mom about the time I burned up my 100 sq ft lawn with an entire bag of Weed and Feed.

Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to walk in here and just get a cup of coffee and not cart half the stuff back to my cube? Seriously - I could put ear hooks on those glass candy jars and wear them around like feed bags.

It's a good thing we have a gym here.

It's not a good thing that I haven't actually used it in almost a year.

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